Üdv. Segítséget szeretnék kérni, régen LoL-oztam csak abba hagytam egy kis idõre és most ismét felrakta, de sajnos 73/76 Updatingnél minding elakad és nemtudom miért, esetleg ha valaki tudja az mondja meg köszi!: )
Ma próbáltam belépni az egyik közösségi oldalra és rossz címet írtam be, ezfogadott. Elég vicces :D
DIRECTOR OF CLAIMS TEL: 27 72 2656809 [email protected]
UNCLAIMED LOTTERY PRIZE
I AM JoHAN NDLOVO THE AUDITING OFFICER IN THE LUCKY 7 LOTTERY, SOUTH AFRICA OFFICE.
THE PURPOSE OF MY WRITING IS TO SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO REDEEM A LUCKY WINNING OF OUR CLIENT, NOW DECEASED.
IN THE LUCKY 7 LOTTERY PROMOTION HELD ON DECEMBER 22,1998, MADAM REBECCA ADAM (A WIDOW WITHOUT A CHILD) FROM MPUMALANGA WAS AMONG THE LUCKY WINNERS OF THIS PROMOTION TAGGED 274-7XF THE FAT ONE OF CHRISTMAS BONANZA DRAW. HER TICKET 18795 DREW THE LUCKY NUMBERS 21-33-42-49-63 AND CONSEQUENTLY WON THE LOTTERY IN THE FIRST CATEGORY; HENCE SHE WAS APPROVED FOR A LUMP SUM OF THREE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND THREE THOUSAND THIRTY SIX UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$3,803,036.00).
SINCE THE ANOUNCEMENT OF THE RESULT IN MARCH 1999 SEVERAL ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE WITHOUT SUCCESS TO CONTACT MADAM REBECCA ADAM OR ANY OF HER CLOSE RELATIVES IN WHOSE FAVOUR THIS LUCKY WIN CAN BE PAID.
IT WAS RECENTLY THAT A COMMITTEE OF TWO MEN HEADED BY MY HUMBLE SELF AND THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS FOUND OUT THAT THE ABOVE-MENTIONED LUCKY WINNER DIED IN PLANE CRASH ON DECEMBER 31,1999 WITH THE EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990 WITH OTHER PASSENGERS ON BOARD AS YOU CAN CONFIRM THROUGH THIS WEBSITE:
MY PARTNER (DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS) AND I HAVE INITIATED THE PROCESS OF FILLING A CLAIM FOR THIS MONEY BUT THE CODE OF CONDUCT BUREAU AND THE LOTTERY LAW DOES NOT ALLOW US TO MAKE THIS CLAIM.
IT WAS IN THIS REGARD THAT WE ARE SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MADAM REBECCA ADAM.
FURTHERMORE, THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AS WE SHALL USE OUR OFFICIAL POSITIONS TO GIVE THE TRANSACTION THE UTMOST COVERAGE THAT IT DESERVES.ALSO, AN ACCOUNT WITH ZERO CREDIT BALANCE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD EXCEPT SPAIN AND THE NETHERLANDS SHALL BE PERFECT FOR THIS CLAIM.
I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE THROUGH THE ABOVE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS WHILE REMINDING YOU THAT CONFIDENTIALITY SHOULD BE OUR WATCHED-WORD.
google elsõ keresésre kidobta az összes nagyobb antivirus site-on a hírt, hogy hoax :)) de aranyos, fõleg lent a kis help-es smiley :D fel kellene vetetni ide is a listába...
Egy uj virust fedeztek fel a Microsoft-nal, az eddigi legroszabbat, ami ellen egyenlore nincs vedelem. A virus egyszeruen megsemmisiti a hard disk egy reszet. A kovetkezokeppen mukodik: elkuldi sajat magat mindenkinek a cimlistadon "A Virtual Card for You" cimen. Amint a lap megnyitasra kerult a computer lefagy, es ujra kell inditani. Amikor a ctrl+alt+del billentyuk lenyomasra kerulnek a virus megsemmisiti a Zero Sectort vegervenyesen kart teve a hard disk-ben. A CNN hirei szerint a virus nagy riadalmat keltett New York-ban. NE NYISS MEG MAILEKET "A VIRTUAL CARD FOR YOU" / EGY VIRTUALIS KEPESLAP NEKED/ CÍMEN - MEG AKKOR SEM, HA ISMERED A KULDOT! AZONNAL TOROLD A LEVELET!!! Kerlek, kuldd ezt el minden baratodnak, ismerosodnek. Biztos nagyon sokan inkabb ezt a levelet szeretnek megkapni ezerszer, mint a virust egyszer!
A lenyeg az, hogy ezek afrikabol jönnek. Altalaban nigeriabol es ha belemesz, a gatyadat is rafizeted. Rossz esetben kirabolnak es MEGGYILKOLNAK!!!!!
MAr jonehanyan haltak meg emiatt, mert elöbb utobb odaig jut a dolog, hogy el kell repülnöd a nigeriai hatarra, ahol aztan vagy tuszul ejtenek, vagy ha szerencsed van, csak kirabolnak.
El a kezekkel!
Ezek rohejesek es csodalkozom hogy van ember aki ezt elhiszi vazz. Ez pont olyan hogy miert epp nekem irja mert soha nem halott rolam nem? Ez az oreg embereke veszejes akik komolyan is veszik ezeket. Kene alakitani egy alakulatot es megolni mindet :)))
Én ilyet kaptam: Dear Friend.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is glay fox, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God ! has called me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of twenty four million dollars that I have with a Bank in longdon. I will want you to help me col lect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.email me at [email protected]
I have set aside 10% for you for your time and patience.
God be with you.
én még nem kaptam :))
de azért ennek beugrani elég durva
hehe, én is kaptam egy ilyen levelt... különben hogyan választják ki, hogy kinek küddenek? véletlenszerûen?
You may be suprise to receive this email since you do not know me. I am the son of the late president of Democratic Republic Of Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko, ( now The Republic Of Congo, under the leadership of the son of Mr. Laurent Kabila ). I presume you are aware there is a financial dispute between my family ( THE MOBUTU ) and the present civilian Government. This is based on what they believe as bad and corrupt governance on my late father's part. May his soul rest in perfect peace.As you might have heard how a lot of my father's bank account in Switzerland and North America have been frozen. Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY Million United States Dollars ( US$30,000,000.00 ), also to front for me in the areas of business you desire profitable. These funds have secretly been deposited into a confidential Security Company, where it can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended beneficiary. The funds will be released to you by the Security Company, based on my recommendations, on that note, you will be presented as my partner who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures. Myself and my mother have decided to give 20% to you if you are able to help us claim this consignment.We have also decided to give you any money spent on phone calls or travelling expenses in the course of this transaction. Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the success of this transaction, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly required, due to my family's present predicament. I sincerely will appreciate your willingness to assist us as soon as possible. I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Netherlands under the united nations refugee camp in Netherlands and I can be reached on phone number +31-630-067-740 or via email [email protected] more information on how we can proceed in this transaction. Please indicate your interest by sending your telephone and fax numbers or call me up at anytime. I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement as soon as possible. Warmest regards, Joseph Mobutu Sese-Seko
"mindenki meg lesz kövezve, aki kimondja hogy Jehova.... áááááárgh!" :) (copyright by Monty Python)
mert a valódi nevét hiába nem veheted szádra. (mert megköveznek érte ;) )
ha figyeled, õk is god-ot mondanak, attól, hogy náluk "polgári" neve is van az istenüknek
sõt, tulajdonképpen csak ebben az elcseszett keresztény vallásban hívják az istent Istennek...
From: The Desk Of Mr Harry Kessan, Director, Investments And Portfolio Managment, Royal Accounting And Trust LLC, Taipei,Taiwan. Dear Sir/Madam,
I am the exparte director heading Investments and Portfolio Management in the above-mentioned firm in Taipei. I am contacting you in view of an urgent assistance to carry-out a pending transaction, which will develop a cordial business relationship between you and me.One of my clients whom i have personally managed his portfolio for 10years now was a victim of a fatal car crash.His name is Late Mr Saud Ed Abad AlKharj . His was survived by a fiancée and a two-year-old son from her as they intended getting married but where trying to be cautious because of Islamic law attitude adultery. This were his only family and no next of kin, as he was the only child of Late Sheikh Hamza Al Kharj Al Faisal, who received royalties from the Kuwaiti Government on one of his fields which oil was discovered and subsequently explored (the Al JazriahOil Field). All subsequent investigation to find a next of kin wasprivately conducted by me and was futile. It is at this juncture that i and other officials managing his portfolio and 2 bank managers where hehad his accounts now decided to make this proposal andtransfer ownership of the portfolio to an agreeing party as beneficiary to the portfolio of the deceased. The reason why ownership cannot be transferred to his fiancee to be and only son is that Islamic law will notrecognize such and if an attempt is made on that itmay put her in trouble with the authorities for giving birth outside marriage.So we have decided to help her by making this proposaland making sure she gets a substantial part of Late MrSaud Alkharj property for her and her son. You must be asking where i got your mail address, i got it when i was searching the web for a relaiable business partner whom can be trusted to secure the execution of this transaction.
All records and accounts regarding the assets ofdeceased were managed by me for 10years running,if youare interested to assist us, all i will do is to incorporate in the old records recognizing you as theonly beneficiary. The banking law here stipulates that if such portfolio remain unclaimed after four years it will go to thepublic department. The need for a foreigner as beneficiary is occasioned by the fact that the deceased was not permanentlyresident in Taiwan. For your assistance we made up of me, 2 senior directors in my firm and 2 bank managers in banks which the Kuwaiti Government pay royalties accruing to the deceased have agreed in fairness to make available25% of all bank funds cleared and 15% of the royalties which you will continue to receive on behalf of the deceased as sole beneficiary every year. However we do not intend to share any interest with you as far as the estates and property are concerned,as they will be going to the surviving wife and child.If you are okay with the above explanations, you may reply us including all your contact telephone and fax numbers so that we may confirm your genuiness,after which we will make more information available to you on how we will proceed. I must further assure you that this transaction is 100% legitimate and the modalities for thistransaction is being handled by top executives which assure a risk free transaction. Send all correspondence to my mailing address at [email protected] Kindly visit my firm's website at www.royaltrust.com. We await your timely response.
Mr Harry Kessan
Én ezt ma kaptam. :)
0031613777023 HAARLEM, THE NETHERLANDS.
CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am Sodindo Malinga, the first son of Tawanda Malinga,the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you. Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US8.6 million (Eight million, Six Hundred thousand United States dollars), in one of the private security company, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims.
It is against this background that, I and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently staying in the Netherlands where we are seeking political asylum and moreso have decided to transfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign account. since the law of Netherlands prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of Netherlands, As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got. The South African government seems to be playing along with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future, both countries have similar political history. As a businessman,I am seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make an arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment(funds) from their afiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to the Netherlands from South Africa.But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership to the consignment and more importantly this money I intend to use for investmentment.
I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75% will be for my investment in your country. Contact me with the above telephone number or my E-mail address while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction.
Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
Yours Faithfully, Sodindo Malinga.
én is kaptam most egyet vkitõl, nem ilyen pénz kunyizós, de azé beteszem:
LOL. You make me laugh! Where did you say you want to meet? Chat again soon at http://www.women-dating.com
Régi! Ha rátenyerelsz az enterre, 3 másodperc alatt végigpörgeti.
itt nagyjából az összes hoax meg chainletter fent van kategorizálva, stb... ennek a Zaire-s levélnek is ismerik vagy 50 formáját... mellesleg az ilyesmik továbbítása elég nagy bolondság több okból is...
Ja tudom. Nekem is nyomattak ilyet, hogy Dr. Slunhai meg hasonló.
HAHA a nigéria csalás kongói változata. Lezs tuti majd iraki verzsõn is ha megbukik szaddám ("DEAR FRIEND, IM MRS. SADDAM HUSSEIN ..."
te nem nézel TV-t? :D
segíts a szegény kisemmizett (de hihetetlen tartalékokkal rendelkezõ) Kongói elnök özvegyének és fiának, hogy visszaszerezzék a vagyont, cserébe gazdaggá tesznek blablabla... ha belemész, vagy a híd alatt találod magad, vagy a börtönben :D
FROM: MRS. MARIAM M. SESE-SEKO TEL: +882 164 6686022
I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS KONGOLO AND NZANGA OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF TWENTY EIGHT MLLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$28,000,000.00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (KONGOLO) WHO HAS THE LAYOUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES.
FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH ME WITH YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL BY GIVING ME A CALL ON MY CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE NUMBER +882 164 6686022 OR SEND ME AN EMAIL VIA MY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL ADDRESS AS STATED ABOVE.