Jó jó bocsi. Posztoláskor még ott tartottam olvasásban, mikor még javában zajlott a hév. Csak késõbb olvasom tovább, hogy már kurva unalmas, meg láttam már egy párszor linkelve a topikját is. Bocsi, máskor elõtte végigolvasom a topikot az utolsó hsz-ig.
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Human: hi sexy bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Hi there unknown person. What do you consider sexy? Human: your hairy asshole ALICE: Can't you be more polite. Human: suck my dick, bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
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OFF Nem nagyon nézegetem azt a topikot (már ha ugyanarra gondolunk). Szerintem túlságosan "felhígult". Körülbelül minden huszadik link olyan, amiben látok valami humorosat. Hasonló problémám van néhány humorportállal/humorbloggal is. Sokkal hangsúlyosabb lett a mennyiség, mint a minõség. Lehet, sõt, biztos, hogy az én humorérzékemmel van baj. Van az a néhány oldal, ahol mondjuk 5bõl nagyjából 3 bejegyzést viccesnek találok és azokat nézegetem. Eleinte ez a topik is olyan volt, reméljük visszajönnek azok az idõk... :) Ilyen szempontból egyébként nem is érzem akkora problémának, ha kicsit kevésbé szigorúan PC-s, számítógépes poénok kerülnek a topikba. Én részemrõl elsõsorban vicces dolgokat, képeket jövök ide nézni, az csak külön öröm, hogy ezek nagy része kapcsolódik a "nerd" témakörhöz. Amúgy ha rajtam múlna simán átnevezném a topikot PC humorról Nerd humorra, mert a PC-s viccek lassan elfogynak és a huszonhetedik kábelrengeteget meg nem túl karbantartott szerverszobát ábrázoló kép már annyira nem vicces. Önmagában vicces lenne, szóval jó, ha linkelve vannak, de jóból is megárt a sok :). Na persze ez csak az én véleményem, ami mint tudjuk olyan, mint a s*gglyuk: mindenkinek van belõle, de senki se kíváncsi a másikéra :). Sõt, néhány hozzászólás erejéig szerintem simán belefér kicsit komolyabb téma is, igazi felüdülést jelentenek a topikban (lásd a TF2-s nyilatkozat utáni postok vagy anno az acid3as eszmecsere). A lényeg, hogy inkább maradjunk viccesek, minthogy görcsösen ragaszkodjunk a PC tematikához. A tegnapival szerintem pont az volt a gond, hogy hiába volt PC-vel kapcsolatos dolog, nagyjából 2 után egy cseppet sem volt vicces.
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nyugi, szerintem is vissza kéne térni az eredeti témához. :) már nyitottam újat ennek a baromságnak. :D
Stranger: hello You: b You: you are? Stranger: where you from Stranger: moritz You: i'm not Stranger: from germany You: oh great You: fucking jews You: poor Stranger: im a jew you fuckin peace of shit
szerintem nyissunk ennek egy külön szobát mert ez így spam
Stranger: yoo You: rossz Stranger: rozz? You: nono, rossz You: with SSZ You: btw its jó You: not yoo
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öhm :D
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Stranger: hey You: hi! You: anyád szûz? Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: What? You: anyád szûz? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: njh You: hsd?
lol
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Stranger: hi You: hi You: sup? Stranger: nothing much what about oyu Stranger: you You: im bored Stranger: me too You: whats the weather there? Stranger: HOT You: wow Stranger: what about you You: here is gypsy -rain Stranger: gyspy rain? You: yeah, gypsies are falling from the heaven Stranger: what? You: cool, isnt it? Stranger: how is that even possible You: easily... You: we bring gypsies to the sky on plane Stranger: i'm so sure You: then we release them^^ Stranger: thats crazy You: not really, they can survive You: they survive everything.. Stranger: i don't believe you You: cuz you are a gypsy too Stranger: no i'm not a gypsy You: you lie, gypsies lie Stranger: no but i'm not a gypsy Stranger: i'm telling the truth You: every gypsy "im not a gypsy" when we r collecting them for a gypsy-rain You: *says Stranger: i'm really not a gypsy so i wouldn't be collected You: now we know where r u from and we go for you for a gypsy-rain Stranger: no no no i'll stay here where it doesn't gypsy rain You: prepare, we hope you dont fear the high sky Stranger: ok i'm' not afraid You: can u fly? Stranger: no o You: that sucks.. You: anyway, even gypsies cannot fly
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: so a polar bear walks past a penguin on a cell phone Stranger: polar bear says, "hey, it's cold out here" You: hm interesting Stranger: penguin says, "hey, i'm on the phone, shut the hell up" You: and? Stranger: your turn You: k You: Why is Ten scared? Because Seven ate Nine You: lol Stranger: awww. that's less funny than mine Stranger: i'll try again. You: i know hungarian jokes only Stranger: bring it on You: mostly the hard ones Stranger: so this jew and this hungarian walk into a bar Stranger: the jew says, "you payin?" Stranger: the hungarian says, "no, I thought you were" Stranger: alright, your turn again You: omg You: ok You: wait You: The police asks John Lennon's murderer: why did u kill Lennon You: the murderer: Lennon? I thought it was Lenin You: :S Stranger: ok, those are clearly jokes. try again You: :| You: how can u find easily a lion in the desert? Stranger: the color purple divided by the feeling of dispair You: U grab a semipermeable membrane which does not let trough the lions and use it on the desert :S Stranger: wow... that's remarkably unfunny. but still sensical. try again. You: omg You: lets see.. You: Galileo: great mind Einstein: genius mind Newton: extraordinary mind Me: master mind You:never mind You: :P You: ur turn Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: sup You: im fine You: what about u? Stranger: i'm good Stranger: where r u from? You: im from the Orion You: u? Stranger: i have no home, always traveling around with my spaceship You: cool, visit me someday^^ Stranger: sure next time i'm around You: beware near Nibiru, there lives my ex-wife Stranger: i have to go back to the bridge now, cu
azt hiszem itt elleszek egy darabig...
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: im gonna kill your pet You: orly? You: prove or gtfo Stranger: sure Stranger: i live beside you You: awwie Stranger: in another dimension You: then you just failed so hard Stranger: look at your desk You: since i dont got a pet ^^ but go ahead keep trying Stranger: do you see a mouse? You: nah You: i just see a sand piece and its ya Stranger: ok Stranger: well u suck balls then Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: sup homie Stranger: Nothing really You: cmon tell me something interesting Stranger: I got a problem Stranger: i'm gay You: rly? Stranger: yup You: tell me bout it Stranger: but last night, my friend went on till my arse was bleeding Stranger: horrible You: ya it is Stranger: he wasnt even trying to stop Stranger: sucks big time Stranger: so, tell me bout ur life You: i hate gays so i will tear your head off you little moron Stranger: why You: cos you worth as much as a piece of shit
Stranger: hello You: hello Stranger: sup? You: sup? Stranger: FFFUUUU You: FFFUUUU Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:/
You: hi You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU CRAAAAAZY? Stranger: YEEEAAASSSS I AM You: I'M TOOOOOOOOOOOO You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU REAAAAAALY CRAAAAAZY? Stranger: no not really