"...The Playsome Threesome: Maxima, Maple, and Mathematica
In this section we shall play with three lovely ladies, Maxima, Maple, and Mathematica. Of these Maxima is a little underdressed perhaps, but a discerning eye will notice lovely tidbits and morsels under her scanty rag. You will find that their accents, phrasing and pronounciation may differ a little, and yet their native tongues are close enough, so that you can understand one, while mastering the language of the other. All three can please a gentleman, and all three can frustrate him too. Their moods are capricious like April weather..."