Campbell: It's worse than that, actually. We're sending you into the thick of a heavily-armed mercenary army all by yourself. And since you're the only person capable of saving the world from nuclear death, we've decided not to give you any weapons at all. Good luck!
Snake: Oh well, at least I was able to smuggle my cigarettes in my stomach thanks to the fact that Naomi's shot supressed my digestive acids.
MGS2:
Snake Olgának: Hands up! Oh geez, put 'em back down.