Guy in command of deathstar "In a way, pincess leia, you have chosen the target, for the test of this battlestation. The target is your home console of the XBox"
Princess Leia "No, Xbox is peaceful, we have no weapons, you can't possibly..."
Guy in command of deathstar "If you want another target, a military target, then name the console."
Princess Leia "The Gamecube. There are on the Gamecube."
Guy in command of deathstar " Good, continue with the operation, you may fire when ready."
Princess Leia "WHAT!?"
Guy in command of deathstar "Your far too trusting. The Gamecube is far to remote to make an effective demonstration, oh but don't worry, we will deal with your Gamecube friends soon enough."
Princess Leia "No"
Me "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BOOM Goodbye Xbox.
Oh what a nice fantasy, soon to be reality. MUWAHHAHAHAHAHA