"If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only left-handed people are in their right minds!" "Love a Lefty" "Left-handed Genius!" "Everyone is born right-handed; only the greatest can overcome it!" "Lefty!s...in great demand but limited supply" "God created a few perfect people, the rest are right-handed" "Of course there are more right-handers than left-handers...you need to create many rough drafts before the masterpiece!" "I may be left-handed but I'm always right" "Hire the left-handed...it's fun to watch them write!" "I'm left handed what's your excuse?"